A Night of Passionate Policies and Horizontal Negotiations
Hey there, hotties!
Grab your stars and stripes… and maybe your favorite stilettos! 😉 I’m feeling very patriotic so I’m hosting Hail to the Sheets, the sexiest inauguration celebration you’ve ever seen. We’re heading to a glamorous 5-star hotel in Downtown Dallas’ Design District to toast to freedom, fun, and the occasional scandalous negotiation.
From our chic cocktail mixer to our indulgent play suites, this party is all about raising the temperature—and maybe a few more things too. Let’s make this night one for the history books. Hope to see you there!
Kisses 💋 Summer
Cast your vote for a night you’ll never forget
We’re celebrating the peaceful transfer of power with a passionate transfer of playtime! It’s a star-spangled night of passion and politics. Join us at a stunning 5-star hotel in Downtown Dallas’ Design District, where the debates will heat up and the negotiations will end in unanimous consent—between consenting adults, of course. Whether you’re here to campaign for new connections or filibuster your way into unforgettable fun, Hail to the Sheets promises a night of scandalous indulgence and steamy bipartisan agreements.
Our Party Platform:
- Cocktail Caucus from 9pm to 10pm: We’re kicking things off in style with a mixer in an elegant public space. Sip your favorite drink, shake hands, and maybe even broker a bipartisan deal or two over a wink and a smile. The only thing off-limits here is debate moderation, so let the sparks fly!
- Playful Policies from 10pm: After the mixer, retreat to our luxurious private suites, where every surface is an open floor for… passionate discussion. From “hands-on diplomacy” to “foreign relations,” the night is yours to explore. Expect plush king beds, cozy corners, and enough space to form your own sexy cabinet.
- BYOB & BYOC: Every great campaign needs supplies—so bring your booze and your preferred protection. We’ll provide the mixers and lite bites to keep everyone fueled for a long night of horizontal negotiations.
- Legislative Affairs: This is an on-premise event, so the only vetoes will be in the bedroom. Lots of space to play so you’ll have the chance to pass all the amendments your heart (and body) desires.
Why Attend?
Because democracy deserves to be celebrated in every way possible. Whether you’re looking for a running mate, a quick-term partnership, or just a night of scandalous fun, this event is your chance to inaugurate new connections and explore a filibuster-free night of passion.
Come celebrate with us and let Freedom SWING!
Not a Hotel Takeover!
At Summers Home, we pride ourselves on creating a unique and extraordinary experience that sets us apart from a typical hotel floor takeover. While both types of events can offer a lively atmosphere, our parties are carefully curated to provide an intimate, luxurious, and highly exclusive environment.
Firstly, our events take place in our private suites, providing a more personal and exclusive setting. With a limited number of attendees, you can expect a more intimate and connected experience. Our suites are interconnected, creating a seamless flow between rooms and eliminating the need to navigate through public hotel spaces.
Furthermore, we prioritize the comfort, privacy, and security of our guests. We use keycard access for the suites and elevators, ensuring that only authorized individuals can access the party area. Our staff is highly trained to maintain a respectful and enjoyable atmosphere, and we carefully vet attendees to ensure a harmonious mix of like-minded individuals.
