the pleasure is strong with this one
Hello, my delectable adventurers! I have always been told that sausage parties should be avoided. But, I really REALLY like sausage and I know lots of you cute hotties do too… so what’s a girl to do?
I don’t know about you, but I always thought the galaxy needed way more sex. So I figured, why not turn Star Wars Day into a sausage-stuffed space opera of our own? That’s how May the Sausage Be With You was born—my deliciously naughty way of celebrating May 4th with a whole mess of lightsabers, moaning Jedis, and no shortage of galactic thrust. Whether you’re a rebel or an imperial, there’s room for you in this galaxy of pleasure. Just be ready to get force-fed the good stuff 😉✨
Kisses 💋 Summer
This May 4th, we’re launching a full-on hyperspace hookup with May the Sausage Be With You—our out-of-this-world Sausage Party where the bulls are plentiful, the hotwives are hungry, and the force of lust is throbbing in the galaxy.
We’ll kick things off with a cantina-style mixer at one in a public space—think flirty Jedi mind tricks, sexy banter, and maybe a little light sabering with your eyes. Then at 1:30 (or when the twin suns set just right), we ascend to the private party suites where the real battle begins… against your restraint.
This daytime adventure is on-premise, BYOB and BYOC (bring your own booze and condoms), and we’ll provide lite bites and mixers to keep your stamina as high as your midi-chlorian count. Our suites are loaded with multiple beds and plenty of horizontal surfaces, so you can explore every dark corner of your fantasies—no Ewoks allowed.
And unlike our usual parties, which limit bulls to 5, this is an all-you-can-eat sausage buffet—we don’t cap the number of single men. So whether you’re a couple, a hotwife, or a unicorn who knows her way around a lightsaber, this is the galactic orgy you’ve been looking for.
Come join the juicy festivities and sink your teeth into the tantalizing excitement of Summer’s Sausage Party. We promise an unforgettable banquet of passion and pleasure that will leave you craving for more. Get ready to sample the finest selection of sausages in town. Satisfaction guaranteed*!
*not a guarantee 😉
